Blonde bombshell April Rose has rose to semi-stardom and made our dongs semi-hard. “Semi” because April has yet to show her rose–or any of her other flowery parts–on screen. She’s so beautiful that she can remain clothed and still stop our hearts, though, which is ironic because April started out as an EMT with a cardiovascular technologist license. But showbiz needed to have this life saver–and she’s definitely helped more people in her new career! April made her screen debut in the 2009 TV movie Martin Short: Let Freedom Hum and her skin-showing debut in the action film The Bannen Way (2010), wherein she gets busy with a guy in her underwear. But April is breast known for her role in the feature film sequel Grown Ups 2 (2013), where she plays Casey Knox, a Russian dance instructor who is a lust object for our grown-up comedians: Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, and David Spade. She wears a cleavage-enhancing, rump-shaping leotard and dances provocatively at a kids’ recital, giving all the guys in the audience–and those watching from home–unexpected boners. Additionally, she was a cast member on MTV2’s highest rated series Guy Code and the spinoff series Girl Code. She also had a weekly series, “Maximum Exposure,” for Maxim Online, and became known among sports fans as a Chicago Blackhawks media personality for Comcast SportsNet Chicago. That she hasn’t gotten naked yet for the camera remains one of life’s greatest mysteries. Mr. Skin will have the utmost gratitude for the first film to deflower Ms. Rose!
